I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so let's talk penis.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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