He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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