I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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