whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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