They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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