This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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