He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize
