He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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