So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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