she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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