also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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