Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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