i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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