i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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