Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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