East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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