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He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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