i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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