You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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