im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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