I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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