Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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