Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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