somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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