gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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