that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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