Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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