How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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