i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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