Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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