I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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