I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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