Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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