he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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