It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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