Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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