i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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