Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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