its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Panties = found
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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