David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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