I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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