i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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