can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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