I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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