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White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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