he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
