Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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