I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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