There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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