new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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