After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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