Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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